Keith Richards To Write Kids Book About Wonderful World Of Drug Addiction And Promiscuous Sex

12 Mar



The publicist of Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards has announced that Richards plans to write a kids book about the wonderful world of drug addiction and promiscuous sex. Richards’ publicist has confirmed that he will draw upon such lighthearted events in his life as a rock star, such as the time he and Mick Jagger were jailed for drug possession in 1967. The publicist, Taylor Jones, says that another wholesome life event that Richards will gain inspiration from is the time he was in Switzerland and “he was accidentally poisoned with strychnine that his dope was laced with.” Jones also mentioned that Richards, the man who once admitted to snorting his father’s ashes with cocaine, will surely include the “amusing ditty about the time he was found in a Toronto hotel room with heroin” and that the story will go a long way to prove to children that “anyone can get a charge dropped to ‘simple possession of heroin’ if they just put their minds to it.” Keith Richards himself couldn’t be reached for comment because he doesn’t know what words are.

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Posted by on March 12, 2014 in Uncategorized


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