Pete Carroll Dissapointed That Seahawk Players Are Not Better At Hiding Steroid Use

26 Nov



With the recent news that Seattle Seahawks cornerback Brandon Browner is to be suspended for a year for using performance enhancing drugs, head coach Pete Carroll has revealed his disappointment that the Seahawk players are not better at hiding their steroid use. “We’re supposed to be professionals around here,” a sullen Carroll told reporters, “to be so sloppy with your steroid use is just not acceptable in this organization. I thought I taught these players better than that.” Carroll says it will be an issue that will be addressed in the offseason and promises that the Seahawks will be more successful at clandestine PED use come next year. Teammates of Browner were reached for comment, but they were all too busy flushing syringes down toilets to reply.


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Posted by on November 26, 2013 in Uncategorized


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