Greg Oden Chooses Miami Heat As Team He Will Get Injured For

03 Aug



After weeks of deliberation, former NBA center Greg Oden has decided that the Miami Heat will be the team that he gets injured for this year. “It’s such a good feeling to be back in the league,” Oden said at a press conference, “I can’t wait to suit up for 20 to 25 games until I get injured and am lost for the season.” When asked on how he plans on getting injured, Oden was non committal. “Obviously, I can’t make a decision like that right now,” he explained, “It could be my knees, but I’m not ruling out a foot problem or maybe even something with my ankles. The possibilities are endless, and I couldn’t be more excited.” Oden then closed out by saying that he can already hear the Miami crowd clap for him as he gets taken back to the locker room with the aid of some athletic trainers.


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Posted by on August 3, 2013 in Uncategorized


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