Rockets Coach Excited To Get Fired Mid Season

07 Jul



With The Houston Rockets’ signing of Dwight Howard, head coach Kevin McHale says that he is absolutely ecstatic at the prospect of getting fired mid season due to the emotional center. “It’s something you always dream of as a coach, but never expect,” an excited McHale told reporters at a presser, “to be able to coach a player who so many people deem as uncoachable and who’s constant whining and nagging to management puts you in danger of being fired any day.” McHale noted how he can’t wait to have to answer question after question about “Howard’s spectacular ability to miss free throws” and his “constant threat of being injured at any moment.” “I fully expect to not be with the team by next February,” McHale jovially concluded. Dwight Howard himself says he is excited to play with the Rockets for half of the season before demanding to be traded.


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Posted by on July 7, 2013 in Uncategorized


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