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Aaron Hernandez Seeks Advice From Ray Lewis On How To Cover A Murder

23 Jun

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One of the biggest news stories in sports lately is the murder investigation surrounding Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez. While he has not been charged with anything, police are not ruling him out as a suspect. In this tumultuous time, Hernandez has admitted to reaching out for help, looking to former Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis for advice on how to best cover up a murder. “Obviously when you think of dodging murder charges, you think of Ray,” Hernandez said, “I just hope that I can make the most of his tips and tricks.” Ray Lewis has proclaimed that Hernandez has already made a few rookie mistakes, such as not properly hiding the fact that his cell phone was destroyed and that his security system was purposely smashed and calls his progress thus far as ‘sloppy.’ “Not everybody is a natural talent at it like I was,” Lewis told reporters, “but I am eager to teach Hernandez some of the tools of the trade and I am confident with a little patience and hard work, Hernandez will have this murder pinned on someone else in no time.”

 

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Posted by on June 23, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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